You're all my children now!

Little ones, little ones, you should know you've got a fiend in me. Your ghostly garçon of gourmet gothica is hardly at work preparing to serve you with some of the finest cuts of crass culture you'll find this side of the grave. Remember that tomorrow is Free Delightfully-Deadly-Download Friday, and get those Halloween decorations out of storage because the sooner you decorate, the longer you can piss off your neighbors. Also there will be a contest including prizes for the most deleterious domicile. Prizes may or may not be imaginary.
We're cutting it short tonight children. Very short. It seems the shrews have made their way inside!