Is that your wife? What a lovely throat.

Boxes and boxes of Halloween decorations! That is what your favorite frightful freak is wading in, my precious little peons. There are only 24 hours in a day and the sun ruins half of them....What's a boil to do? Fear not though fiends, I've some clabbered and clotted cultural content cooking in the cauldron. Expect to be demoralized, dehumanized and possibly demagnetized in the weeks to come. There's an axe-clusive interview with Beth Balousek of Scarecrow in the works, and don't forget Wednesdays with Wednesday and Free Delightfully-Deadly-Download Fridays.