Gather 'round children for all the noose that's fit to feed upon. If atleast a few synapses are still firing in your decomposing gray matter, you may remember how I hypnotized you with the tale of the mystery beast in my ghoulfriend's backyard. This morning brought startling new developments that almost left this highly impressionable blogger screechless...almost. It seems that the monster cam left to catch our deer-hungry demon in the act picked up nothing. The camera, which has worked time after time to capture the images/souls of deer, raccoons, opossums, neighborhood dogs, etc., failed to record last night. This might not be much of an issue if not for the fact that all evidence of the devoured carcass was gone without a trace this morning. The feet and ribcage are no longer to be found, there are no drag marks, and no photos. We are left to conclude from all this that something supernatural and/or extraterrestrial is at play here. I'd like to know your thoughts on the matter so get those delectable digits typing before I bite them off. Leave a comment and exorcise your rite to vote in our monster hunt poll.
Don't tune out just yet though, little ones. In future posts look for the ongoing adventures of mad Dr. Casket and the Annual Halloween Playlist, assorted witchcrafts(including a haunted birdhouse) hacked together by the ghoulfriend and me, and perhaps we'll even hear a word or two from Wednesday the coolest cat in the cemetery.
Also......
Laser Locusts!!!
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